Baap tu bane, to mehnat meri ho

Ansu tere nikle, to ankhen meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke, to dhadkan meri ho,
Khuda kare dosti hamari itni gehri ho,
Baap tu bane, to mehnat meri ho

To Tum Yaad Aaye !

pakhane maine ja baitha,
to tum yaad aaye
gand jab dhoyi,to tum yaad aaye
pant jab uper uthai,
to laga aur hagas(shit) aayi.

"AUR TEZ DALO Zahir bhai"

ind wicket keeper Dhoni got married,
His wife asked by the media-
how Dhoni was on wedding night?
She said he stood behind the bed & said-
"AUR TEZ DALO Zahir bhai"

Paaro Aur Chandramukhi Ka Noor !

Paaro aur Chandramukhi ka noor app pe barse,
har koi aap ke saathsone ko tarse,
aapke jeevan main aayein
itni ladkiyan ki aap CHADDHI pahen ne ko

Ladka Ladki Dono Lafange !

Ladka ladki dono lafange,
Ek Palang pe dono Nange,Ladke ko lagi thand,
Usne nikala apna lund,
Ladki ne tange kholi,
Aur boli Belated Happy Holi!

Jahpaneh ek sher pesh karte hain..

Jahpaneh ek sher pesh karte hain..
main nikla unki gali
main nikla unki gali
Pet main aithen hui aur dhad se pakhana hua

Kuch Kasme Khayee Thi.....

Kuch kasme kiye the,
kuch vaade kiye the,
milenge har kidki darwaje ke peeche,
ae bewafa ek baar tu kah de mujhe
Rajateri choot ka main baja doonga bazaa...