Friday, August 3, 2007

Jeevan Ke Katu Satya !

#1 Maut aur tatti, kabhi bhi aa sakti hain.
#2 Saamp aur chut, jahaan bhi milen maar do.
#3 Zindagi aur jhaant uljhe hue hain, use suljhane ki koshish mat karna.
#4 Samay aur chutiya, sab ka kat ta hain.#5 Achi piyo kharab piyo, jab bhi piyo sharaab piyo.
#6 Paani aur land, apna rasta khud dhoondh lete hain.#7 Beewi aur gaadi, doosre ko doge to chud kar hi wapas ayenge.
#8 Sardar aur suwar ke bachche, chote hi achche lagte hain.
#9 Doodh aur gaand, jab phatthe hain to aawaaz nahi aati.
#10 Rocket aur tharak, aadmi ko kahin bhi le jaa sakte hain.
#11 Choochiyaan aur jazbaad, jitne dabaao utne hee ubharte hain.
#12 Jhaante aur koylaa, hameshaa sulagte rahte hain.
#13 Tootee (tap) aur lauda, hamesha taidey rehtey hain.
#14 Tattey (Auntey, Gotey) jitnaa bhi uchhal lein, rahenge hameshaa laude ke neeche hee!
#15 Ladki kitni bhi lambi ho, mutegi to baith ke hi.
#16 Land ko kitna bhi jhadkao, aakhri boond undi mein hi girti hai.
#17 Chut chahe jitni bhi choudi ho jaye, marni to Lund se hi padegi.
#18 Choochiyaan aur khaini, jitna ragdoge utna hi majaa ayega.
#19 Chut aur Daaru, kabhi bhee jhooti nahi hoti hain.
#20 Kutte ko mootne ke liye aur Ladki ko chudne ke liye, taang uthani hi padti hai.
#21 Chut aur Bhut, Kismat walon ko hi dikhte hain.
#22 Naan aur Kutte ka lauda, andar jakar hi phoolte hain.
#23 Lohe par Hathoda aur Chut par Loda, tabhi maro jab garam ho.
#24 Ladki aur Audio cassete, dono side se bajaana chahiye.
#25 Exam ki taiyari mein ek ghanta aur daaru mein ek peg, hamesha kum rahte hain.
#26 Chut saal mein do hi baar maro, ek jis din baarish ho aur doosre us din jab baarish na ho.
#27 Lund aur Ghamand, dono ko kaabu mein rakhne mein hi bhalai hai.
#28 Baagi aur mamme , jahan bhee mile , masal dene chahiye.
#29 Samay se pahle aur Kismat se achhi chut, na kisi ko mili hai, na milegi.
#30 Jab kismat mein likhe ho lode, to kahan se milenge pakode.
#31 adami aur chuha hamesha ched ki taraf bhagta hai.
#32 baasi choot aur purana akhbaar, jahan dikhe faad do!
#33 hari jhandi aur randi ko dekte hi bhaag lo!
#34 musibat aur land kabhi bhi khada ho sakta hai!
#35 Naukari aur gaand sabki lagti hai.
#36 Kamaan se nikala Teer jitna tez ho, aur Gand se nikala paad jitni dhire ho utani hi asardar hoti hai!
#37 Kamaan se nikala Teer aur gaand se nikla goo kabhi vapas nahin aata hai
#38 Jaban aur land dono me haddi nahi hoti!
#39 Nayee chut ka maza nau din tak hota hai!
#40 Admi kitna bhi gora ho, land baki badan se kala hi hota hai!
#41 Dusri naukari aur dusri aurat hardam achi hi lagti hai!
#42 Stree se aayu, purush se aay (income) aur sardar se kabhi time nahi puchhana chahiye!
#43 Bhajan, Bhojan aur Chodan hamesha ekaant main karne chahiye.
#44 Chut, Boot aur Rangroop ko jitna ragdoge utni hi chamak aayegi.
#45 Chut, Chuchi aur Chilam jitni bhi pio kabhi Jhuti nahin hoti.
#46 Maango usi se jo de khushi se aur kahe na kisi se.
#47 Jab bhi mile akeli, wo nahin to uski saheli, saheli nahin to apniHatheli.....but have sex daily.
#48 Kismat aur gaand kabhi bhi aur kahin bhi mar sakti hai.
#49 Ladai aur chudai mein sab jaayaj hai.#50 Bahen ke lavdon, gaand mein dum hai to
pachaasva khud bana lo.

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